OH MY GOD I'M BURNING!!! D:

i would just like to point out that vampires who lose their humanity are inherently terrifying. i know this because my party has spent the last session screaming like little girls as we sprint down a seaside cave our dm warned us not to explore and a starved *thing* of the night chases us down.

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probablyvampirerpgideas:

I ADORE THIS u have no idea how much i love feral vanpires like… vampires who have just. Lost all human compassion like HELL YEA MONSTERS

fuckshitavenue:

raveger:

cherrygrabber:

-“What do you think of that, 

Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes. 

Basket-Face = Insult to his hat. 

Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes. 

Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out. 

Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy. 

Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap. 

Gomeril = Dog 

Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl 

Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.

Scooner = A half pint aka short man. 

Nyaff = Out of date 

Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking 

Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority. 

Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink. 

Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype. 

Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively) 

Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff. 

Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck 

Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space 

Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean 

Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

the best chain of insults ever laid out to date

Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life

quasi-normalcy:

tbridge:

chartier:

Trump voters, the bullshit “liberal bubble,” and accountability.

I’m just gonna put this here, for my cousins, and for my other family.

We don’t hate Trump supporters because we don’t know what they’re really like; we hate Trump supporters because we know exactly what they’re really like.

memeufacturing:

give a man a fish and he’ll [INVENTORY: <Fish> +1], but teach a man to fish and he’ll [SKILLS: <Level Up> <Fishing> +5 ability] 

nothing-but-our-own-red-blood:

Right so I’m just going to address this now as giving my own opinion please don’t yell at me but Liam Neeson doesn’t deserve the hate he’s getting atm

  1. He’s learned from his past
  2. Isn’t the entire point of calling out racists to help them learn and grow
  3. He spoke out and told us all this which is infinitely better wouldn’t you rather support someone who learned the truth rather than someone who actually deserves the hate or is racist now rather than then
  4. This whole cancel culture let’s no one grow it’s like saying that because you once thought something you must always think that way

pro-gay:

*sends this to all my extended family*

kitty:

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

thesteadfastsbridge:

hammytotherescue:

She’s cute, but needs to be restarted often.  :/

What a cinnamon roll.

cyborg-sevalle:
“ sixthsomatic:
“ batsandbeauty:
“ h0lyhandgrenade:
“ spikedmcgrath:
“Dragon Dentists perform a routine operation.
”
The lass keeping him occupied with the sock puppets is adorable x3
”
@editorincreeps ”
“What’s your class?”
“Dragon...

cyborg-sevalle:

sixthsomatic:

batsandbeauty:

h0lyhandgrenade:

spikedmcgrath:

Dragon Dentists perform a routine operation.

The lass keeping him occupied with the sock puppets is adorable x3

@editorincreeps

“What’s your class?”

“Dragon entertainer.”

@deltaskydragon